How to survive a family gathering while very hungover: a memoir from me.
I’ll never be able to keep a straight face when this song comes on….ever…ever again.
I set fiiiiyah
to the rain.
I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
I’m gonna do this
OMG IT’S BACK <3
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
7 track album
It has a black metal song about Bernie Mac and that’s all you should need to know I’m so sorry?
So my friends and I made this thing.
Hot dating tip: ask your new love interest their opinion of Sansa Stark or Skyler White. Proceed to the nearest landfill with their corpse if gendered slurs are anywhere in their response
i’m so fucking mad about this
me and my friends on halloween
i feel like this should be recorded in a history book
Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this