The Heart of the Die

yeahshehadaname:

How to survive a family gathering while very hungover: a memoir from me.

anuvia:

indigostarshine:

best-of-funny:

camisadorush:

zoophobiacrazies:

miniminxie:

okatu:

hoLY CRAP

I’ll never be able to keep a straight face when this song comes on….ever…ever again.

I set fiiiiyah

to the rain.

dead

X

I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
I’m gonna do this

OMG IT’S BACK <3

callofdooky:

a haiku about kingdom hearts:

oh my fucking shit

heal me god fucking dammit

for fuck’s sake donald

ratgrimes:

It has a black metal song about Bernie Mac and that’s all you should need to know I’m so sorry?

So my friends and I made this thing.

slaygender:

Hot dating tip: ask your new love interest their opinion of Sansa Stark or Skyler White. Proceed to the nearest landfill with their corpse if gendered slurs are anywhere in their response

dualchainz:

i’m so fucking mad about this

Losing it

nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

image

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this