The Heart of the Die

neuroticgasstationclerk:

That dream of holding cute puppies turned too quickly into demons invading my home. 

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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fuckyeahclaudiosanchez:

MY HEART JUST SPLODED

fuckyeahclaudiosanchez:

MY HEART JUST SPLODED

seinfelt:

Glancing out his bedroom window, George notices a stunningly beautiful woman getting undressed, and cannot tear his eyes away. He hides most of his body behind the wall, but continues to stare lasciviously at the scene that unfolds before him. He notices her face slowly turning in his direction,…

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