The Heart of the Die

seinfelt:

Jerry is in love again, so blissfully ecstatic that he and his new lover, Ana, march down the street hand in hand. They bring with them messages of love, and everywhere they go, love grows. Her dress twists slowly in the wind; the two are the epitome of happiness.

George attempts to return a bag…

neuroticgasstationclerk:

The reign of House Goof has ended. But it will keep goofing on in our hearts for the red of our lives.

neuroticgasstationclerk:

The reign of House Goof has ended. But it will keep goofing on in our hearts for the red of our lives.

seinfelt:

Finding herself in dire need of hemorrhoid cream, Elaine goes to the drugstore. Feeling embarrassed at the counter, though, she starts making loud excuses to the clerk. “Oh, this?” she shouts, looking toward the other customers in line. “This is just for my dark circles! The dark circles under my…

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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iguanamouth:

he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep

Hey Tumblr, this is my cat Guinness

Hey Tumblr, this is my cat Guinness

lowfi666:

Hail honey and satan <3

lowfi666:

Hail honey and satan <3

neuroticgasstationclerk:

Just experienced one of the most disturbing dreams I’ve ever had. It was super The Shining-esque in that the main character/I had come to realize that all of the people that I was seeing in this place that I was staying at was dead. And there was an incredibly meta soundtrack over the whole…

shotarokaneda:

OH MY GOD

Scurrilizzie, have you seen this?